The user is never wrong

Here are some non-suspect ways a dev team can respond to a bug report

1. Thank you for reporting. We already opened issue ABC123 to track that and you can follow the progress on naddr1qvzqqqrhnypzplfq3m5v3u5r0q9f255fdeyz8nyac6lagssx8zy4wugxjs8ajf7pqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqq9yzmr90pskuerjd9ssqh9dyn.

2. Oh, wow! That's an odd behavior. 🤔 Can you give me more information about your setup and the precise steps you took to find that, so that we can track down the cause?

3. Yeah, that's a known flaw, I'm afraid. We've got this workaround available...

4. Oh, that's actually a path/use-case/feature we hadn't considered, yet. I'll discuss it with the team and get back to you, concerning the possible implementation.

Sus ways a dev team can respond to a bug report

1. User error.

2. No one else has reported that.

3. Do I look like I have all day to deal with your whining? The road map. Read it.

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