I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin so I can buy more bitcoin for my BTC /🤑Treasury company.
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because it’s backed by gold that can’t be stopped by another Executive Order 6102.
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because bitcoin is digital gold and my shitcoin is digital silver.
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because Bitcoin is time, but this shitclock is more useful because it has 13.31414 digits.⏰
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because it points to a jpeg on someone else’s website.🖼️
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because it’s easier to achieve privacy.🫥
I like Bitcoin. Buy my shitcoin because it’s a meme.🤡
I like Bitcoin, but buy my wife’s shitcoin because it’s another meme.🥸
I like Bitcoin but my shitcoin so I can take your Bitcoin if the fiat price drops as fast as a flash.💥
I like Bitcoin. Buy my shitcoin because it’s backed by short-term, US Savings Bonds.🇺🇸🏦
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because it’s faster than Bitcoin and I have never used the ⚡lightning network.⚡
I like Bitcoin. Buy my shitcoin because your country’s shitcoin is worse.💩🪙📉
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because I’m afraid of the big, bad, quantum.🐺
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because it’s been blessed by a Too Big To Fail Bank.🏧
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because it can make an infinite amount of shitcoins.💩🪙💩🪙💩🪙💩🪙💩🪙...
I like Bitcoin, but buy my shitcoin because the US Government owes 38 trillion inflation bucks and has over 100 trillion in unfunded liabilities.📈
I like Bitcoin, but I run a node because Satoshi explained that “a purely peer-to-peer version of electronic cash would allow online payments to be sent directly from one party to another without going through a financial institution. Digital signatures provide part of the solution, but the main benefits are lost if a trusted third party is still required to prevent double-spending. We propose a solution to the double-spending problem using a peer-to-peer Network.”
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