I've been doing business with Cryptocloaks since Rick began selling devices designed to hide Trezors and Ledgers.
Here is a list of all the items I have bought from CryptoCloaks.
- Leger hodler
- Trezor Hodler
- Space Heater
- Bit Mit
- BitAxe
I've spent a lot of sats on CryptoCloaks in the past, but I don't have any regrets. It just so happened that the guys from CryptoCloaks stayed on the same floor of the hotel room I stayed at during Bitcoin 2025. I got to talk to them for a while. It was a private conversation, so I won't mention anything we said. Although, I will say this: I've done business with CryptoCloaks for over 250,000 blocks and they have never screwed me over.
I've never had any regrets buying anything from them. They're stand up dudes. I even ate breakfast with one of the guys from the team.
The BadAss BitAxe
The BitAxe Gamma is a mini miner. It's built by deconstructing AntMain's S19 miners and using a single chip to mine bitcoin.
This little chip of mine, I'm going to let it shine.
- It's enclosed in a cryptocloak case.
- I assembled it using my iFixit kit.* I only needed to slide in the motherboard and screw 4 screws. See, CryptoCloaks won't even screw your BitAxe.
The BitAxe also shows you the IP address as soon as you plug it in so you don't need to mess with Angry IP. Type that bad boy into a browser on your local network and violá, You can mine bitcoin. You need to choose a pool and add a bitcoin address in case you win. This is a long shot. Only 144 blocks are produced per day and your odds are like 1-in-a-million. I'm not sure what the odds of winning a block with a BitAxe are, but I know there's a chance.
I joined a block party from Rigly. This seems to increase tge chances by pooling our resources together foe a 60 block period(6 hours) The odds now oncrease to 1-in-196 during that 6 hour period and thr reward is split amongst the pool, but that's a blog for another day.
I say take a shot at winning a block. If you never when, you're out about a 110,000 sats. You will probably lose those 110,000 sats and you're out a couple Steak N Shake dinners. Don't get mad at me. CryptoCloaks can not tilt the odds my friend, but I will say this. CryptoCloaks sent me a bad ass BitAxe. I may not win a block, but CryptoCloaks gave me a chance. I think the BitAxe Makes it easy for anyone to mine.
Pick yours up at CryptoCloaks Here*.
/* If you want to build computers, you'll need a toolbox. I think this toolbox is great. I would say this even of they did not pay me, which is good because they did not pay me. For the record, CryptoCloaks did not pay me to write this, but it is a great company.
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Full Disclousre. CryptoCloaks did give me a keychain.